The Latest Happenings

I am a couple days late and surprised no one has inquired if I was okay.  Maybe I am just babbling in these posts to myself.

On Sunday I got a call from a friend of mine who just went whole hog on a computer.  I went to this persons house and got them all setup.  I was under a huge time crunch, not to mention they live way out in B.F.E. or as I affectionately refer to it as Hells Half Acre. This was my 1st experience with Windows 7.  Wow, it is like Vista but different.  I did not see a way to enable Classic Menus which made it a little bit of a challenge but I managed.  It all went rather well and I have not gotten a support call from them yet.  I could have charged an arm & a leg but did it gratis.  I know I will eventually get a free meal out of it.  That is just what friends do for each other.  Hence no posting.

On Saturday I stopped by my moms and met the new dog.  He is a big thin thing.  A little bit much for her but then again she is used to getting in over her head.  I think once some of the puppy grows out of him he will be fine.

On our way home I got a page that I needed to turn off someone's access at work.  I thought this was rather strange to be done on a weekend.  However, I sprang into action.  Only to be notified later in the weekend to turn it all back on.  WTF!?!  I was totally confused.  I followed orders and by Monday afternoon I was told turn it off again.  This time the person is really, officially gone.  Wow sounds like a bit of a nightmare.

We had one cat with Diarrhea now that has subsided and we just find presents left in the most inconspicuous places.  It was funny once, but it is no longer funny.  We have a carpet cleaning scheduled for Friday.  Wow, that will be fun.  I am so glad I will be at work.  We have to heard the children to the basement on Friday before I leave for work.  That sounds like it is going to be a long morning!

The only other thing I have to talk about are the new sex toys I got.  The E-Stim power box is by my estimate a total waste of money.  I see videos where guys are going out of their minds.  To me it felt like I was getting my dick shocked and that did not feel good.  I used it twice and both times the same result.  I have an E-stim dildo but I am kind of scared to use it.

I got my Real Touch yesterday.  The serial connection is crap.  Who ever designed this could use a lesson from the Japanese on making things smaller.  There is way too much bulk with this damn thing.  However, it feels awesome.  I had a mishap and some how I managed to get my penis nicked.  It is a little sore too but damn, the feeling from this thing is great.  It takes forever and a day to get setup, get it lubed up, warmed up.  Then you have to work on yourself and by the time all of that happens you could have had a V8 or something!

My conclusion of sex toys, they are enjoyable but be careful what you spend your money on.  There is truly no substitution for The Real Thing.  If your used to taking care of things by hand as I am, use the hand it is quicker.

I am so far behind with paperwork and I have some HUGE mess on my desk.  I think it is time that I devote some of my time to cleaning up the mess.

Work is going okay.  I think that my folks are not taking me seriously.  I am going to work on that and maybe they will soon learn that I carry a BIG stick. :)

Did you see Return to Duty on MTV last Wednesday?  It was an awesome show and that Ryan Conklin is a true solider.  He and so many others have made quite the sacrifice for our country.  Until you see something like this you do not get the full picture of what WAR does to a family and a person.  Thanks to Ryan, his brother Aaron and all those who serve or who have served in our military.  Awesome job folks!

Take care and be well this week.  Do something nice for someone.

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Insulating Weekend

Ah, the weekend…

Friday night, I just came home.  We had a nice meal and then I went to my chair & turned on the TV.  I woke up and it was 9:30.  I just wanted to go to bed at that point. It was the work BlackBerry that woke me up.  The message got my blood pressure up.  A vendor I’m working with is being ignorant and I just want to smack the bitch up.  I turned off my Work Berry and declared the weekend officially started.  I stayed up until the early hours of the morning and then called it a night.

On Saturday I visited the local office supply store.  I made copies of all of our legal paperwork.  I did $21 in copy work and got it for a whopping $9.  How you ask?  A discount card that I held on to from a prior employer.  It’s saved me a lot of money at this particular store! 

Then it was back home, where we insulated our garage.  It sounds complicated but it’s a kit that is especially made for the door.  You put it in the back of the door.  Fiberglass isn’t too fun when it gets on your skin.  Despite taking all the precautions we both still were covered in it.  Time for a cool shower.  Hot water is a big no no. 

Then it was time to head to eat.  We went back to a place that we just visited a few weeks back.  Unique but good food.  Something just didn’t taste quite right this time.  It was a meal and neither one of us went hungry.

I stayed up late again.  I watched a movie that I had seen before.  Then cleaned the house and played on the computer.  It was a nice day that just ended too quick.

Today we did our usual grocery shopping.  We ate out at Ruby Tuesday’s but it really wasn’t that good.  That place used to have this awesome dish called Senora Chicken Pasta.  It was the BOMB!  It looked good and had a bite to it.  Get plenty of drink and plan on ice cream for desert.  Unfortunately, they took it off the menu. 

I tried the new Kaboom cleaner in the spray can.  It’s for the sink and shower.  It goes on blue and then turns white when it’s done.  You don’t have to scrub at all is the claim on this product.  Yeah, well no elbow grease means dirt is left behind.  It makes things smell good and if there is minor dirt, it will clean it.  Otherwise, you better plan on scrubbing. 

I also got Kaboom for my toilet and that stuff works!  The bowl smells great too!

It’s the start of November and the weather here was crazy warm.  It was 81.  Yeah.  I took the kids for a walk today.  Both walks turned out to be a disaster.  When I was out with #1 son he had a flashback and lost his mind.  I turned into the enemy and I was no longer daddy.  That was fun to get him back into the house.  Talk about a challenge.  Then I took Momma out.  A stranger (neighbor) stopped to talk and she didn’t like that at all.  He stepped in the yard and she tried to hide in a bush.  I got her and picked her up.  She was growling and not happy.  We continued to talk, he figured out soon enough that it was time we should both be on our way.  Momma jumped from my arms using her back claws on my chest for leverage.  She took off like her life was in danger.  I think she though I was going to give her away, which wouldn’t happen in a million years.  Anyway, I corralled her and we headed in to the house.  My chest was bleeding from the claw marks.

It was time to catch a quick nap.  We went to our local Frozen Custard Stand to get our last serving of the year.  On the way there I said can you think of two fruits that go well together and I’m not talking about you and me.  My partner chuckled and said what are you trying to accomplish?  I said I want a two fruit concrete but I don’t know what to pick.  He had these wild ideas like Strawberry and Mango.  They don’t have Mango and that doesn’t even sound good to me.    Turns out I wound up with Strawberry.  We saw a cute guy there who was really tall, wearing shorts he was so fine!

We planned on “hooking up” this weekend but that just hasn’t happened.  It’s been one thing or another.  Now that I’m out of time I know it won’t happen.

The good news is that my toys from last week have shipped out and they should be in any day now.  We are both looking forward to seeing how they work!

I also bought something else tonight.  Yep, it’s called The Real Touch.  If you visit www.realtouch.com you can see what it’s all about.  Straight or Gay if your a guy and want to get off, this thing looks awesome.  I heard about it on Derek & Romaine a while back.  I’ll let you know if it’s worth it.  The only bad thing is that unless your willing to subscribe to their movie service this thing is totally useless.  It sound and looks great, I just hope it’s not all hype!

Ah, my back aches.  I want some nachos from Taco Bell.  Then to get really sleepy and fade out until tomorrow morning.  Ah, sounds nice.

On the animal front, #1 son is doing much better.  We have another couple of sickies.  One is the boy who had the virus bad over the summer.  He started sneezing.  I got medicine for him right away.  As soon as I get home with it I haven’t heard him sneeze once.  Before it was horrible.  The other one is our outside guy he has Diarrhea.  I hope he feels better, there isn’t much we can do for him because he still won’t let us touch him. 

One of the guys I work with might have swine flu.  We have been exposed to what ever he has.  Thankfully, no one appears to be the worse for it.  He was out for most of last week.  He’s supposed to come back tomorrow but I’d just as soon he stay home if he isn’t cured, since they don’t know for sure what he has.

I am going back to the Doctor this week to have my liver checked on again.  Let’s hope that all is well.  I won’t know probably for two weeks, because my doctor isn’t that quick to communicate unless it’s something MAJOR.  I of course think this is major but I’m not yellow and feel okay, so maybe it’s not major.  Once the liver thing gets settled I am thinking of finding a new doc.  Mainly because when I need this guy he isn’t in the office and then trying to get medicine when I’m sick is like trying to find a needle in a hay stack.  I may stick it out a little longer in the hopes that things will get better but I’m thinking that will only prolong my agony.

That’s all for now.  I need to get the laundry upstairs.  Shave the whiskers off my face, take some medicine and call it a night.  I’ve got some Malcolm In the Middle to watch along with a couple other things on the old TiVo, so it won’t be a boring night. 

Thank you for stopping by.  I hope that all is well in your world.  If your a fan of the Eye Candy, I’m trying something new.  Let me know what you think of it.

Take care!

 

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5yr old boy- Noah Biorkman , is in the last stages of a 2 1/2yr battle with Neuroblastoma Cancer.The family is celebrating Christmas next week & Noah's request is to get lots of Christmas cards..Let's get him some. Please send cards to: Noah Biorkman, 1141 Fountian View Circle, South Lyon,MI 48178.

Send him a Christmas card and spread the word.  I am very skeptical of these things but this is real according to Snopes.  Check it out for yourself at http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/medical/biorkman.asp